What’s extra seductive than a ribbon of highway vanishing into the autumn foliage?

And what’s extra repulsive than the sight of a late-90s’ freak bike?

However right here’s the factor about bikes: when you actually love using them, all of them win you over ultimately. (Okay, not all, however most. Or many. Or plenty of them.) For years, I ridiculed the Y-Foil, a wildly dork-tacular bike that was the very antithesis of the basic supplies and silhouettes I maintain sacred. However you recognize what? I actually like using it! There, I mentioned it. See, right here’s the factor in regards to the Y-Foil: you recognize that phrase, essentially the most clichéd 5 phrases in all of cycledom?
Laterally Stiff Vertically Compliant
Because the daybreak of time, bike reviewers have informed us that this materials or that materials possesses magical qualities that may render a motorcycle laterally stiff but vertically compliant. “Crabon filters out high-frequency vibrations.” “Titanium has a springy journey high quality.” “There’s nothing just like the magic carpet journey of basic metal.” And so forth–none of which actually stand as much as scrutiny, since regardless of the bike’s product of you’re mainly simply sitting on high of a inflexible diamond. Sure, some bikes are undeniably smoother than others, however you’re by no means positive if it’s the fabric, or the geometry, or the seatpost, or the saddle, or the tires, or simply the way you occur to be feeling that day. (I’ve completely discovered a motorcycle to be sublimely comfy someday and borderline painful the following–your “health” corresponding to it’s on any given day informs fairly a bit about how your bike feels.)
However the Y-Foil is completely different: it’s not a diamond. (Properly, largely. I suppose there’s form of a diamond in there.) As an alternative, you’re sitting on a beam–and the beam flexes. And in contrast to, say, the rolling diving board that could be a Softride, the flex is kind of delicate–adequately subtle that it appears like a standard diamond highway body, till you hit some tough pavement or one thing, at which level you understand you’re actually undeniably suspended. It climbs like a standard highway bike, it sprints like a standard highway bike, it does all the things else like a standard highway bike, however on the identical time you’re remoted from essentially the most jarring shocks and vibrations. Is the body design simpler than, say, a 32mm tire or a leather-based saddle? Not essentially. Are these a greater method to enhance journey really feel? Virtually definitely. Nonetheless, the actual fact stays: the Y-Foil is certainly laterally stiff but vertically compliant, a top quality that few if any historically designed frames can unequivocally declare to own whatever the components which are bolted to them.
Once more, the issue of harsh-riding highway bikes has since been addressed due to wider tires and all the remainder of it, however at a time when something wider than 25mm on a race bike was thought-about unthinkable, the Y-Foil did certainly “enhance” upon the normal racing body by being concurrently extra aerodynamic and extra comfy, qualities that had been lengthy thought-about mutually unique. Does that make the Y-Foil a noteworthy success within the context of the period through which it was designed? Or is it the rolling embodiment of how ridiculous it was that everybody insisted on utilizing slender tires always?
I say it’s each, and that we must always chuckle at it and recognize it.
However sure, earlier than the UCI cracked down on non-traditional body designs on the finish of the Nineties, it’s exhausting to understand simply how intent body designers had been to get rid of the seat tube as soon as carbon fiber made it doable to take action. Right here’s one other instance, which a reader jogged my memory of just lately:

The Y-Foil can confound the attention whenever you’re anticipating to see a diamond body, however on the identical time it’s a design with its personal inner logic, and when you understand it’s not a standard body your mind shortly come to phrases with it. That doesn’t imply you prefer it essentially, solely that it’s what it’s, which is a bicycle unto itself. The Kestrel nevertheless is mainly a standard body solely and not using a seat tube, so regardless of how lengthy you take a look at it your mind needs to place that seat tube again:

Talking of the Kestrel, my time with a 4000 was one of the important bicycle relationships in my biking life, and just lately I occurred upon one more up to date evaluate:

These phrases had been each chilling and prescient:

Granted, the timeline was a bit off–Trek’s top-of-the-line bikes had been full carbon 5 years after the 4000, however most others’ weren’t:

However right here we’re in 2024, and when you head out onto the favored roadie routes in your space you’ll see that the “mantle of progress” (I’m not even positive what meaning) has definitely received out:

Although I’d argue that the prognostication concerning metal being relegated to the “nostalgia market” was not borne out. Positive, nostalgia could also be a part of the explanation metal’s nonetheless round, nevertheless it’s largely since you nonetheless can’t beat the mixture of sturdiness, value, and efficiency:

The vast tires give it Y-Foil smoothness, you possibly can put fenders and stuff on it, you possibly can carry multiple water bottle, and as a bonus the seat tube helps defend you from highway spray. (You don’t need to be out on a motorcycle with out fenders when it’s actually moist exterior, however you don’t need to be out on the Y-Foil when it’s even barely moist in any respect.)
Some go for progress whereas others lament it:

In the meantime, it’s not all deserted Citi Bikes round these components:

I imply there are plenty of them, however the metropolis has additionally added plenty of bike lanes, which suggests we will now take a household journey to Little It’ly nearly solely through bike lanes and greenways:

In fact I took the Platypus, because it’s my devoted leftovers hauler:

That’s additionally bread from the bakery of the man who wrote an op-ed in opposition to the very bike lanes we used to get there:

I can’t inform if the joke’s on him or us.
Truly, the joke’s on all of the folks sitting in site visitors–aside from the ices man, who like us was profiting from the Indian summer season heat fall climate:
I suppose progress is what you make of it.