Additional to yesterday’s put up, not solely is Brooklyn supposedly one of the best massive metropolis in America for the driving of bikes (despite the fact that it’s NOT A CITY), however New York Metropolis’s bicycle parking program goes to “revolutionize city biking throughout North America:”

Certainly, it’s a “potential turning level,” and smuggies are actually even evaluating New York to Europe, their platonic best of completely the whole lot:
New York’s upcoming bike parking community isn’t simply excellent news for locals—it’s a possible turning level for city biking throughout North America. Cities corresponding to Montreal, Portland, and Vancouver have made strides with protected bike lanes and bike-share programs, however few have tackled parking in a significant, citywide method in a comparable style to European cities the place the modal shift has already swung additional within the two-wheeled route.
So can New York pull it off? I’ve my doubts. With out boring you with my litany of complaints (, the type that begin with “I’m a taxpayer and…”), this can be a deeply dysfunctional metropolis. The inexperienced roof on the bike pod is an amusing contact, although. I’d say they need to construct housing on it as an alternative, but it surely’s most likely not vital as a result of somebody will quickly be dwelling up there anyway–until somebody elsoe figures out learn how to park their RAV4 up there, which is equally possible.
I imply how are we going to revolutionize bicycle parking once we can’t even put a motorbike rack by a pool?

Although to be honest it sounds just like the Central Park Conservancy needed to transfer the rack as a result of individuals in New York suck at driving bikes:
The middle, which is run by the Central Park Conservancy – the nonprofit group that manages most of Central Park – initially put in bike racks on the finish of that difficult downhill zig-zag on the East Drive north of 106th Avenue. To entry the bike racks, cyclists must dismount at prime speeds, after which could be in hurt’s method as different cyclists handed. And cyclists getting into from Harlem must salmon uphill to entry the racks.
Uh, why would cyclists “should dismount at prime speeds?” Have they not heard of brakes? Even the fixie doofuses can progressively handle to skid themselves to a cease.
I have to say I’m additionally shocked the advocacy set nonetheless makes use of the time period “salmon.” In spite of everything, it was I who invented it, and so they’ve roughly excommunicated me. In actual fact I’d cease them from utilizing it if I may, purely out of spite:

Wanting that, it appears to me they need to at the least give you their very own time period, and if they’ll’t do this I’m completely satisfied to assist them. Would possibly I counsel “wrong-dogging?” You possibly can have that one without spending a dime.
In the meantime, from Eurobike, right here comes the gravel motor you’ve been ready for:

Simply make certain to make use of it with this micro-massaging gravel bar tape:

Hey, it would very nicely be implausible, but it surely positive is creepy trying:

These appear to be ambulacral grooves:

This complete gravel factor is simply getting bizarre.