Earlier than the rest, I shouldn’t need to remind you I’m not an expert bicycle and/or accent reviewer. However, firms and PR folks often determine to ship me one thing, and two years in the past now Portland Design Works despatched me their Metropolis Rover Energy 700 mild:

The timing was fortuitous, as I’d lately begun commuting by bike once more, although not being an expert bicycle and/or accent reviewer (see above) I don’t assume I ever gave it a correct “evaluate”–nor am I going to start out now. However I’m going to say I’ve since assigned this mild to my Platypus, which I rode residence from the prepare station final night time, and I’m all the time stunned to search out the battery has loads of juice in it regardless that I can’t bear in mind the final time I charged it:

Granted, I don’t experience at midnight all that always, but when something whenever you use an adjunct intermittently you invariably discover that whenever you do want it the battery is useless. So it appears to carry a cost fairly properly. Additionally, whereas the photograph above is horrible (I’m not a Skilled Reviewer of Stuff, see above), it really works very properly–clearly not in addition to the fancy-schmancy dynamo mild on my G. Elmer Henderson…

…however actually properly sufficient to mild my manner by the darkish quasi-rural pothole-ridden streets between my residence and the prepare station, or the unlit bike paths of Higher Manhattan:

Clearly, dynamo-powered lights just like the one on my Homer are incredible, they usually’re all the time there whenever you want them. Should you’re using at night time day in and day trip (or night time in and night time out), particularly in an space with out streetlights, clearly they’re the easiest way to go. Nonetheless as a city-dweller and growing old father I’m not precisely spending tons and many time on my bike after darkish, and I’ll admit {that a} mild like this one is greater than ample for my wants. Plus, it doesn’t add any rolling resistance…not that I believe it issues a lot, however nonetheless. Anyway, simply figured I’d put in a great phrase for the sunshine, as a result of I’ve been fairly pleased with it up to now.
Shifting on, yesterday I discussed I used to be getting a full-suspension bicycle, and one reader famous it was April 1st, implying that this was some type of hoax or jape. Certainly it wasn’t, and in reality it hadn’t even occurred to me that it was April Idiot’s Day (or is that April Fools’ Day?), or because the French name it, “Poisson d’Avril,” which I consider entails hiding useless fish in folks’s underpants. No, I used to be completely anticipating a full-suspension bicycle that was “fairly high-end but additionally bursting with cutting-edge expertise,” and after I acquired residence yesterday night it was there ready for me, a lot to the delight and amazement of sure different members of my family:

Welds and gussets actually are pussy magnets, aren’t they?

They positive are:

She’s virtually swooning.
In fact, I by no means mentioned the bike was new; it’s a 1994 AMP Analysis B-3, and you may learn all about it on the Basic Cycle website, although I’m going to learn all about it within the Mountain Bike Motion take a look at that Paul included with the bike…

…a bicycle that shares the identical provenance because the mighty and equally cutting-edge-for-its-day Vengeance Bike…

…and was designed by Horst Leitner, of the eponymous Horst Hyperlink. What’s a Horst Hyperlink? Nicely, a Horst is a Horst, after all, after all!
Want I say extra?
No I needn’t.
To date I’ve solely ridden it across the neighborhood, however I plan to treatment that quickly:

Paul usually likes to torture me, however in an act of uncharacteristic charity he fitted it with a extra upright COCKPIT (I do know folks don’t like that phrase):

Shifting is effectuated by way of thumbuarly-actuated Suntour XC Professional shifters…

…connected by way of cable to Shimano XT derailleurs…

…and frontal retardation is achieved by the use of this Journey Agent-ed Avid (Arch Supreme I consider?) rim-pincer, from again when Avid was a boutique maker of trick aftermarket brakes and never one other tentacle on the SRAM-O-Pus:

And naturally the bicycle is provided with shocks, each fore-ally:

And aft-ally:

If it seems hungry, it’s as a result of it desires to eat these roots for breakfast:

I’d higher go feed it.