Additional to Monday’s submit, I’ve since undertaken a correct trip on the Homer full with misshapen chainrings:

The lumpy rings in query are a 44-tooth Biopace outer ring and a 38-tooth Cycloid interior ring:

The innermost “grandparent ring” stays spherical.
Earlier than going any additional, I wish to deal with the next remark:
So top of the entrance derailleur apart, I used to be distracted by what appears to be proof of chain lube (i.e. oil primarily based chain lubricant broadly used within the distant previous, however now recognized to destroy your drivetrain, as famous within the “scriptures”) in your newly-installed biopace chainring. Ehem, not waxing your chains (immersive sizzling soften waxing that’s)?My biking life is split into the pre-waxing and post-waxing eras. Simply sayin’.
The first cause I don’t wax my chain is that I’m lazy. I imply I’m positive waxing is nice, however I simply can’t take care of another factor to do to a motorbike earlier than I can trip it. If I can barely muster up the vitality to organize a field of mac and cheese, do you actually factor I’m going to work boiling a series into my schedule?

No, my chain set up and upkeep course of is as follows:
Set up new chain straight out of package deal
If chain begins squeaking apply lube*
Repeat as vital
*[Dumonde of course.]
This works simply high-quality for me.
Extra importantly, there is no such thing as a cause on this case for me to protect my drivetrain. Not solely do I’ve sufficient rectangular chainrings to final the remainder of my life…

…however I can guarantee you it’s humanity’s finest curiosity that I put on all of them out and render them unusable lest they fall into the arms of the ignorant and unprepared. See, once I first acquired all these chainrings, I joked in regards to the risks of blending Biopace and Cycloid. Properly, I by no means would have imagined it, however because it seems that is completely true! In actual fact, the synergistic impact of Biopace/Cycloid combo on the Homer was maybe one of the vital potently disconcerting sensations I’ve ever skilled whereas a bicycle.
It began out innocently sufficient as I pedaled alongside within the massive ring. Whereas I definitely wouldn’t say the world wanted Biopace, I’ve by no means actually minded it. In actual fact if something I’ve at all times form of preferred it (significantly for big-ring using, which is what I used to be doing), although I don’t understand how a lot of that’s as a result of the precise attributes of Biopace versus my very own tendency to embrace issues different individuals don’t like out of sheer bloodymindedness. However both method, whilst you definitely discover the distinction between a Biopace chainring and a traditional one, I wouldn’t say it’s significantly jarring. Sure, it’s noticeable sufficient to be annoying should you don’t prefer it, nevertheless it’s not the kind of factor the place you begin pedaling and instantly exclaim, “What the hell is occurring right here!?!”
However shifting into the Cycloid ring completely made me exclaim, “What the hell is occurring right here?” Throughout my temporary preliminary check trip the feeling was of simply of a kind of just a little energy surge at a sure level within the pedal stroke, however out on the open street I’d examine it to any one of many following
The slipping you are feeling once you pedal a motorbike with a threaded cog or freewheel that hasn’t been absolutely tightened, solely it’s taking place on each pedal stroke
The utter weirdness you expertise after an hour or two of ice skating once you first put your sneakers again on and begin strolling, solely in contrast to your sneakers the weirdness doesn’t go away after you are taking a couple of steps
Strolling throughout the ground of a bouncy citadel
A very potent hallucinogen kicking in
Principally the rectangular form produces kind of a throbbing as you pedal, and it appears like your cranks are telescoping and retracting or one thing, however after all they’re not and so your mind doesn’t know the right way to course of the feeling–like, it was sufficient to make me just a little queasy.

The one time it went away was on climbs, when the throbbing part of the stroke was well-timed for once you apply essentially the most energy to the pedals, and so the bizarre pulsing feeling went away and if something it felt just like the chainring was form of serving to, although that would simply have been my creativeness.
Then I’d shift again to the Biopace ring, which is formed fully in another way, so total the trip was like operating forwards and backwards between a picket flooring and a marble flooring in your sweatsocks.
At this level you’re in all probability anticipating me to say I eliminated the chainrings as quickly as I received residence, however I’m an intrepid psychedelic explorer who doesn’t concern the interior recesses of my very own thoughts, so I’m going to keep it up and see the place this journey takes me.

You actually can’t go flawed with spherical chainrings although.