Mike Perry releases official statement, ‘deepest apologies’ for DUI arrest (but it’s ChatGPT)

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After a quiet few years, Naked Knuckle Combating Championship (BKFC) star Mike Perry has as soon as once more discovered himself in some authorized scorching water. The previous Final Combating Championship (UFC) Welterweight slugger was arrested and charged with Driving Underneath the Affect (DUI) final weekend in Lake County, Florida. He refused to take a area sobriety check and in addition popped for refusing to signal a quotation.

To make issues worse, video of Perry’s arrest has launched, and it’s not nice. A really agitated Perry doesn’t reply positively to being cuffed, dropping slurs and accusing the officers of arresting him as a result of “They know precisely who I’m.” Luckily for everybody concerned, it wasn’t violent, but it surely was an unsightly scene.

Consequently, Perry has launched an official assertion apologizing for disrespecting the officers concerned in his arrest. It reads, “I’m scripting this to specific my deepest apologies for the inappropriate and disrespectful language I used in the direction of members of the Clermont police division. I perceive that my phrases have been hurtful and offensive, and I sincerely remorse my actions. I acknowledge the necessary and infrequently tough work that legislation enforcement officers do to maintain our neighborhood protected, and I actually respect the dedication and sacrifice that comes with the job. My habits was inexcusable, and I take full accountability for my actions. Please know that this incident doesn’t mirror how I actually really feel concerning the [Police Department/Officers], and I’ll make each effort to make sure the sort of habits by no means occurs once more. I hope you’ll be able to settle for my apology as honest, and I will probably be extra aware and respectful sooner or later. Thanks in your time and consideration.”

If that doesn’t learn like an actual “Platinum” quote, that’s as a result of it’s nearly actually not. Instantly, Perry was accused by many on-line of utilizing ChatGPT or an analogous synthetic intelligence to generate the apology. Perry didn’t even change the “[Police Department/Officers]” to the related division that arrested him!

Discuss low effort …

At any fee, Perry’s final look in fight sports activities was a July beating by the hands of Jake Paul. Perry has no bout scheduled, however he’s anticipated to return to BKFC for his subsequent match, as he at the moment holds a 5-0 report sans gloves.

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