Because the proprietor, a minimum of in the intervening time, of George Plimpton’s Y-Foil, photographed right here at a discreet angle to spare you the fill impression of it’s Y-Foilness…

…I discover myself reminiscing concerning the 12 months 1998, when the mannequin first appeared. It was in some ways an easier time. We have been a naive folks with quaint style: Titanic gained the Oscar; Titanic: Music From The Movement Image was the top-selling album; and Subway flopped with its “Titanicwich” tie-in meal, which was a soggy meatball hero served in a big collectible cup of ice chilly salt water.
However the world of biking was something however easy, and in 1998 America’s huge bike firms vied for supremacy. Armed with carbon fiber and aluminum (by now metal had been largely consigned to historical past and was thought-about a crude materials our primitive ancestors had as soon as used to assemble giant “unsinkable” ocean liners), they constructed huge stockpiles of bicycles at a charge by no means earlier than seen in velocipedal historical past. It was nothing lower than an arms race, and to understand the sheer scale allow us to take into account the arsenals of two firms as they stood in 1998, the 12 months of the Y-Foil: Trek…

And Cannondale:

I’d have included Specialised too however you possibly can’t discover a 1998 Specialised catalog on-line, go determine.
So who was profitable? Properly, Trek had an entire line of Y-shaped mountain bikes:

And so did Cannondale:

Although Cannondale was all in on the entire “freeride” factor, of which you’ll see nary a point out within the Trek catalog:

Not solely that, however Cannondale was even designing its personal shocks:

After all Trek had an entire different mountain bike division over at Gary Fisher, although what the hell they have been doing over there was anyone’s guess:

Like, what’s that alleged to even imply?

In the meantime, Trek had the Y-Foil:

And in addition to that their bonded bikes have been slowly giving technique to what a 12 months later would turn into essentially the most well-known highway bike on this planet:

However Cannondale have been synonymous with aluminum, they usually sponsored a high-profile European race staff:

They didn’t have something just like the Y-Foil, and as an alternative all of the aero bikes (which actually weren’t all that aero, a minimum of aesthetically) have been of their “Multisport” line:

At present the large firms are constructing suspension into their gravel bikes, however that’s nothing new, and again then Cannondale had a suspended model of just about each model of motorbike it supplied, together with the triathlon bikes.
As for touring bikes, Trek supplied one, the venerable 520, it’s final remaining metal providing:

Whereas Cannondale an entire line of touring bikes:

Together with one with a entrance shock, clearly:

Additionally they had two (2) cyclocross fashions (sure, one had a shock)…

..whereas Trek had none.
Although each supplied tandems:

As a result of in 1998 you continue to needed to provide a tandem:

It’s essential to notice that by 1998, along with Gary Fisher, Trek additionally had LeMond and Klein, however even taking these into consideration, when it comes to the sheer number of bikes, Cannondale was the clear winner–and that’s not even counting the wheelchairs:

However instances have modified, bicycle firms have consolidated their providing, and the professionals have moved on from EPO to huffing carbon monoxide:

A lot for the Tour going carbon impartial.
Apparently it simulates altitude coaching or one thing:

And whereas there’s no proof riders are doing it because of this, they completely are:

Aside from Tadej Pogačar, who doesn’t even know what it’s:

Oh wait, sure he does:

Anyway, professionals doing it’s one factor, however issues will actually get ugly as soon as Cat 4s begin inhaling carbon monoxide with out supervision in pursuit of the “tremendous altitude” impact:

Spouses, make sure to verify these garages! It could most likely be each simpler and safer if they only took up smoking:

I assume they have been onto one thing again then in any case.