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“I used to be bringing a toaster oven. Now I’ll need to ship a juicer as an alternative.”
— Ray Starman
Too late now, Ray, however we should always have pooled our cash to get the Bezos a heart-shaped waffle maker.
What a weekend. Lavish presents on the marriage ceremony. I felt anxious sneaking the toaster oven onto the dais, however I felt so much higher once I watched Sydney Sweeney depart a gallon of her used bathwater.
We’re again, and so is 55-year-old Kami Rita Sherpa, who has climbed Mount Everest 31 occasions. Nonetheless no Starbucks up there.
And the Yanks are again. The Blankees put a “12” on the board on Sunday. Carlos Rodón throws at Toronto. Rodón shut out Cincinnati in his most up-to-date begin.
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The Jays’ Max Scherzer returned to the rotation (proper thumb) and gave up three runs to Cleveland. Play $50 on the Yankees.
They’re Grrreat! Tigers pinned the Twins 3-0. Tarik Skubal tossed a one-hitter for seven innings and fanned 13 Twinkies. Winner!
Down -264 dennymclains.
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