Additional to yesterday’s put up about aero bikes and yaw and scranial generators, Stromm Cycles CMO Dave Koesel was sort sufficient to pop into the feedback and remind me we’ve “met” (digitally) earlier than, approach again within the yr Two Thousand and Aught Niner:

Then as now, bike corporations have been unveiling choices of unprecedented lightness and/or aerodynamicicity (is {that a} phrase?), and certainly the day earlier than the above put up I’d apparently taken an in-depth take a look at a pair of movies from Guru:

If I’m getting this proper, which I might not be, Guru went bankrupt again in 2016 and HIA Velo purchased their belongings or no matter:

HIA Velo is (or at the least was) the dad or mum firm of Allied Cycle Works:

As I perceive it, Allied can be partly owned by the Walton household, and distinguish themselves by making their bicycles domestically, although oddly they appear to be shifting manufacturing abroad simply in time for tariff mania:

None of that is actually related to something, apart from underscoring that since 2009 total bike corporations have been born and died and born once more, and right here I’m 16 years later cranking out precisely the identical crap.
I don’t know if I must be proud or depressed.
As for why I interviewed Dave Koesel, I believe it was as a result of he was at Felt on the time and I used to make enjoyable of their “How Do You Do, Fellow Children?” fixie providing, the Felt Curbside:

To one of the best of my recollection, which isn’t superb, Koesel took concern with this, so I figured it could be enlightening to get some perception from him on how bikes come to be slightly than preserve lazily making the identical dumb prime tube pad jokes.
Anyway, I had no concept he was concerned with Stromm, and it’s oddly comforting that right here we’re nonetheless punching the clock in spite of everything these years:

As for Stromm’s claims that their new street bike creates a transient aero crotchal vortex and makes use of it to provide ahead thrust, I’m not certified to remark:

Nonetheless, a reader has posed a follow-up query to Dave Koessel and I look ahead to his reply.
I also can verify that each one that speak of crotchal vortices impressed me to move out on the Y-Foil yesterday:

I don’t know if the shortage of a seat tube creates a tiny perineal twister that acts like a tailwind, however my journey took me by way of the center of Manhattan the place the streets are riddled with building plates and I completely used the Rock Shox Ruby fork:

Only a flick of the swap and it’s as if the streets have been magically resurfaced:

In truth, with ambient temperatures getting near 70 American Freedom Levels™ it felt like possibly the fork was even a bit squishier than ordinary, although I might have been imagining it:

One place the place the road actually was repaved was Central Park, and I noticed proof that maybe we’re on the cusp of a barefoot biking craze:

I hope he at the least took the pins out of these pedals:

Although it’s attainable he’s coaching to stroll on nails:

They are saying that God by no means closes a door with out opening a window. In the meantime, the New York Metropolis Division of Transportation takes precisely the alternative method. After what seems like an eternity the Hudson River Greenway between W. a centesimal Avenue and W. a hundred and twenty fifth Avenue is lastly open…

…however now the part between W. 181st Avenue and Dyckman Avenue is closed:

The climate was so good I used to be tempted to move over to New Jersey and take a 30-mile detour, however I made a decision towards it:

Perhaps subsequent time.