In an try to deal with a vexing drivetrain concern with the newest testcycle from Traditional Cycle, I not too long ago put in a “new” (outdated) chainring, which didn’t resolve the issue, adopted by a “new” (outdated) chain, which appeared like perhaps it might need solved the issue:

However a experience across the neighborhood is one factor; a “actual” experience within the suburban wilderness is one thing else. So yesterday I headed to the forbidding Trails Behind The Mall to seek out out:

The so-called “Trails Behind The Mall” are actually in a Westchester County park known as Sprain Ridge Park. To my information, the identify Sprain isn’t derived from the harm of the identical identify, although a number of the trails are certainly fairly difficult and one may actually handle to incur no less than a sprain if not worse in making an attempt to traverse a number of the rockier sections:

I normally experience to and from The Trails Behind The Mall, which lie roughly eight (8) miles from my residence. Nevertheless, on this specific event I drove THE CAR THAT I OWN. Not solely was my time restricted, but it surely was additionally like 20-something American Freedom Levels that morning, which is like minus three in Euro Levels–or perhaps extra like minus 30 now with the tariffs! (Wait, are there nonetheless tariffs…?) And whereas ordinarily I wouldn’t thoughts the chilly, in April that’s simply bullshit.
Additionally, driving to the experience appeared consistent with the entire full-suspension ethos:

[Ready? LET’S BRO!]
Talking of transporting bicycles by motorized vehicle, there was as soon as a time after I used to repeatedly drive to rides. That was after I raced cyclocross, and lived in a spot the place using to the closest mountain bike path concerned no less than two hours of knobby tires on pavement and 1,500 site visitors lights in every course. However now I drive-to-ride so hardly ever that I don’t even hassle preserving a motorcycle rack on my automobile, although what I’ve discovered with the AMP is that it’s each mild and compact sufficient to toss simply into stated automobile simply so long as I put the rear seats down. (Again after I used to drive to rides I couldn’t put the seats down since there can be different folks within the automobile with me, however I not have any buddies. So whereas there’s not anybody to share the fuel bills with me, I’m additionally getting higher mileage by preserving the bike within the automobile, so all of it evens out in the long run.)
In fact that is solely a brief resolution till I get my MTB Camper:

It’s a good way to “get off the grid:”

As a result of nothing says self-sufficiency and independence like a motorcycle trailer that prices over $50,000:

Hey, you want someplace to cost your hydration system, proper?

Hitting the path, I used to be happy to seek out that the chain-jumping downside was certainly gone and I may crank easily and reliably in all gears:

So thanks for all of your suggestions and ideas within the feedback, however all of them have been fallacious.
The opposite factor I discovered was that I saved making an attempt to match the bike with the Jones, which is a mistake:

The Jones is a greater “suspension” bike than the AMP; it’s extra comfy, it’s extra sure-footed, and regardless of being each bigger and heavier it’s additionally extra maneuverable, because of the aforementioned sure-footedness. Nevertheless, it’s a mistake to impose our fashionable beliefs upon the previous. Slavery, human sacrifice, full-suspension mountain bikes with tiny wheels and a saddle-to-bar drop that might make Cipollini blush… We perceive all of this stuff to be abhorrent now, however on the time carving a toddler’s coronary heart out to appease the gods or making a mountain bike match and deal with like a street racing bike all made good sense.
All of that is to say that on a motorcycle just like the AMP one should take a bit extra care on tough terrain lest one go Over The Bars (“OTB”), as they are saying, whereas on the Jones (or in all probability any mountain bike nowadays) to take action can be so troublesome as to be, for all sensible functions, inconceivable.
This was not the one limitation to which I needed to reconcile myself, both; there have been additionally my very own limitations, which more and more shut in round me, rising ever tighter and extra boa constrictor-like as I age. Even after I was youthful and fitter and doing the entire experience with out placing my foot down was tremendously essential to me for some motive I used to be by no means one to take undue dangers when on the mountain bike trails. Now, something even in the identical hemisphere as “danger” is unacceptable to me. There’s sufficient in life to maintain you off the bike as it’s: work, household, climate, sickness… However whereas I’m more than pleased to skip a experience as a result of my child goes to be in a present or one thing, and whereas I’m in a position to settle for (begrudgingly) that there’s not a lot I can do about awful climate or getting sick, I refuse to overlook days, weeks, and even months of using just because I stated to myself, “I wager I may experience over that rock,” and wound up being fallacious.
So between the bike’s “limitations” and my very own (largely my very own, the bike’s really fairly succesful) I discovered myself strolling sections I used to experience over on my singlespeed with out even desirous about, lest I clip a pedal and go tumbling over the facet of the path:

However the extra I rode the extra I relaxed, and the extra used to the bike I bought. I don’t like it for the kind of large, pointy rocks the tires on the Jones can swallow proper up, but it surely’s nice for climbing up and over terrain like this:

I haven’t made any changes to the suspension or something like that…

…however up to now it feels good to me as it’s. It’s clean, it doesn’t really feel such as you’re sitting on a waterbed when pedaling, and in response to the handbook “no common upkeep is required:”

As a awful mechanic that’s maybe my favourite phrase within the English language.
So how does it examine to a contemporary full-suspension bike? I dunno. Right here’s my whole full-suspension resume:
2021

2018

2014

2002 Possibly…?

[Pic from here]
I borrowed a demo full-suspension bike from the store and introduced it to Hartshorne Woods, NJ. It was a Specialised Epic with a Mind shock as I recall, although I could also be getting that fallacious, but when not it should have been 2002 as a result of apparently that was the primary 12 months Specialised provided the Mind shock and it was alleged to be a giant deal.
So in 20 years I’ve ridden 4 full-suspension bikes for a grand complete of one thing like 10 hours, which doesn’t precisely make me an professional. Come to think about it, it doesn’t precisely put me ready to declare bike suspension to be evil, both. However hey, no matter, it’s the Web, proper?
Anyway, like evaluating the AMP to the Jones, evaluating the AMP to fashionable full-suspension bikes isn’t truthful. The higher comparability can be one in all its contemporaries, just like the undamped Softride:
It’s positively higher than the Softride. That stem was horrible, like attaching your bars to a packing tape dispenser.
Anyway, who even wants comparisons? The experience was a whole lot of enjoyable, and the extra I rode the bike the higher it felt and the extra I preferred it. And I wasn’t the one turkey on the market, both:

See?

Birds of a feather flock collectively.