I notice this can be a biking weblog, however you might have an interest to study there was a bike present out in California this previous weekend:
I imply I’m undoubtedly not, however perhaps you’re.
As for me, I’m not blissful about this climate:

Sure, it’s superb for biking, sure the colours are pleasant, sure there are flowers and different crap like that sprouting up all over the place you look. However whereas the short-sighted and shallow-brained could mistake this for “magnificence,” I see solely a fleetingly verdant burst of ostentation earlier than the inevitable loss of life:

First all of it wilts beneath the scorching solar, then all of the leaves dry up and fall off the timber, and earlier than you recognize it you’re again in a frozen hellscape:
I imply why even hassle? What, am I alleged to rejoice within the season of rebirth? How can I when beginning is merely the prelude to loss of life? We are able to’t even depend on spring coming once more subsequent 12 months since we’re formally 389 days previous the date on which the world was supposed to finish:

Simply kidding!

I imply yeah, I’ve obtained it at the back of my thoughts how fleeting all of it is, besides I’m having fun with myself tremendously after the winter we had:

Although one is rarely free from the specter of loss of life, particularly deep within the forests of upstate New York Metropolis, that are haunted by the ghosts of Citi Bikes:

See?

Right here’s a tableau that implies the rider tried to hit that bounce, didn’t make it, after which crawled off into the woods, by no means to be seen or heard from once more:

It’s estimated that 30-40 folks a 12 months meet their destiny in precisely the identical means, however Lyft refuse to acknowledge it:

I’ve additionally been having fun with and reflecting upon the virtues of the 30mm tire measurement:

As I perceive it, this is kind of the usual street bike tire measurement now, and many individuals will have a look at this and say, “What’s the purpose of placing a street bike tire on a cyclocross bike?”

However understand that a 30mm tire is simply barely narrower than a cyclocross racing tire, and that earlier than gravel was invented would have been thought-about greater than satisfactory for all-around mixed-terrain biking. Actually, it nonetheless is greater than satisfactory, however you wouldn’t know that if you happen to listened to the bike reviewers:

Sure, high-volume tires are a very good factor, and clearly 30mm tires will solely take you to date offroad, however if you happen to’re sufficiently old to be cynical about spring you’re additionally sufficiently old to be actually irritated at how rapidly these folks went from pushing bikes with no clearance to telling you you’re an fool in case your drop-bar bike can’t no less than clear a fats bike tire–oh, sorry, overlook about all that, there’s a brand new wheel measurement now and the bike you purchased final week is now out of date:

However sure, I so discover 30mm tires enough for rides that embrace gravel detours:

Although it’s necessary to keep in mind that as a contrarian I’m additionally extremely motivated by spite.















